Platypuses Aren't Real Classic Tee

Platypuses aren't real. (Say it one more time.)

Duck bill. Beaver tail. Lays eggs. Venomous. Obviously made up. Wear the truth loud and proud, and just maybe don't say it out loud near a snack table.

Inspired by the guy who found out the hard way. He's cake now.

Classic unisex fit in black heather. Printed on demand, just for you — artisanal slop, made in small batches of one.

Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US